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**__ By Justin Kirk __**
 * __ Truth or Dare __**

There once was a boy named Blair And his best friends made him a dare He bought a white dove And gave it to his love And a kiss their sweet lips did share

** No No!-By Janice Maitland and Keegan Robinson **

There once was a cute girl name flow, Who has the world’s best mojo. She was quiet the sight, Who made all the boys fight, If you want her she says no no!

**//__ The Proposal – by Tess Stevenson __//**

There once was this girl named Jan She looked all day for a man. She ran into this guy, and he couldn’t say bye, so he gave her a wedding band.

Skunk Love

There once was a boy named Larry He had a pet skunk named Gary He loved that skunk But then it got drunk And Gary, they had to bury

By: Cole Waddell

Unpleasant Surprise

There once was a guy named Stan He thought that he had a plan He married a girl But started to hurl When he found out she was a man

By: Cole Waddell One broken heart

There once was a guy named Jim that had a girlfriend named Kim once he gave her flowers she got super powers and that awful mean Kim dumped him

By kyle Kostesky

By Keegan Ann Robinson, Janice Maitland and Tess Stevenson
Kyle By: Kailan Robinson There once was a guy named Kyle, he had trendy excellent style. He was so in love from Heaven above. And now he has the biggest smile.

 The Zebra Hero By: Kailan Robinson

There was a zebra named Ben He was an excellent ten The ladies did adore They said they wanted more So he got his twin brother Ken

The Proposal By: Jacinda DeBin

There once was a man named Jim He was madly in love with Kim He got on one knee Said please marry me Oh how Kim loves him

a fish her lips did lock!
BY: MORGAN STRACHAN

**  The Mob Turn Around   ** **  By Shaun Hunter   ** There once was an old man named Bob. Who tried to be part of the mob. He wasn’t let in. Cause of his chick named Lynn. So now all he does is sob. __** Aw ya  **__ There once was a young man named Mike The situation all the girls did like. He called for the cabs Then flashed his abs. That caused a major catfight. **By Shaun Hunter**